Teenage Mutant Ninja Ellynn

My mother's alter ego

Written by

Ryan Wetter

May 11, 2009

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Three’s company, Four’s a crowd

A night that gives a few pigs worse of a reputation than the swine flu

Guest Author Ray

6

The Other Side

This is what happens when road rage involves Burger King

Written by Ryan Wetter

15

Big Girls Don’t Cry

Man punches abusive teacher in the face

Guest Author Steve

3

Chairs are not Toilets

Confused drunk girl finds a new use for computer chairs

Guest Author Sean Rigney

6

Ex-Lax and Videotape

This is what happens when you sleep with this guy's girlfriend

Guest Author Kenny

15

Derailed

Melissa Dilger's rules for the morning commute

Written by Melissa Dilger

13

Who’s the Boss?

Ryan's personal encounters with the elusive Bruce Springsteen

Written by Ryan Wetter

9

Women.

Casey's examination of the psychotic female

Written by Casey Deville

21

The Gutter - Draining elsewhere.

 

Life in Shorts. - Sometime briefs are better.

 
 
* All Shorts are published on an editorial basis and are subject to editing if deemed necessary.
 

You Dropped Your Smile

I was on a 15 minutes walk through Venice to find my car at 8:30 AM to make it to my soccer game on time at 9:30.  Distressed at the thought of running and stepping over homeless people, I had on an angry morning face.  One homeless woman said “Hey! You dropped your smile back there.“  It took me a second to compute, but I cracked a big smile within moments only to hear, “Oh there it is.  You found it..“

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Thanks God

I consider myself a recovering Catholic but always revert back to the man when I want something. I recently wished for (big surprise) money and a week later noticed $1,400 added into my free student checking account.  No time to ask questions.  Only after 4 sets of Phish tickets, 2 new shiny pairs of Nike SB’s (Limited Editions), and a few nights of excessive high class partying did I realize the money was my student loan refund for next semester.  God damnit.

Shea Stevenson | Post Comment

 

Swine flu is so last week

So I was at a gallery opening tonight (don’t roll your eyes) for some Chinese torture exhibit consisting of a man laying in a life-sized box filled with condensed milk for 7 hours straight and overheard that the new epidemic of the week is gonorrhea, which is floating through the New Town creek in the NYC.  Welcome to summer kiddies.

Shea Stevenson | Post Comment