If only this were possible… how many times I would look down the aisle as more people came in, praying that each person wasn’t going to sit with me, and then ending up next to the worst possible person who came down that aisle.

I am the husky madam

I’m in the closet—- great idea btw.  you should send this to an airline

I feel ur pain, I’ve had a middle seat where both my armwrests have disappeared.

U forgot the color for…

“WILL TALK TO YOU UNTIL BLUE IN THE FACE”

.... the absolute worst experience, every time.

Genius.  Please add seats for the smelly Asian guy and the middle-age male-teacher-type who won’t stop making conversation.

that’s pretty hilarious. and accurate.