Why is it you assume that men can’t cook and clean themselves exactly?
I don’t know what the deal is in America but I can cook and clean just fine and if I don’t get my dick sucked, I’ll just touch myself.

I don’t know what the deal is with whatever country you come from, but the fact that you have to cook and clean yourself probably means no one wants to date you!

and thats also probably why you are touching yourself.

ahaha, I actually have a girlfriend, and she can’t cook for shit, but she does suck dick.
My deal is you’re obviously the type of girl who’d complain about being sexism while being completely sexist.

p.s
LL cool gay would be insulting if not for the fact its not my name, I don’t like LL cool J and I put it as a joke

putting gay behind your fake name is really creative.  i can imagine this post fits you quite well.

can i be ur main man

being a mom I can’t help but agree.  I’ve been raising my son to be self sufficient to avoid becoming like my husband. Kudos to the author.  Can’t wait to read chapter 2!

if women aren’t here to cook, clean and felaysh me they can all just go away
and my mother is a saint

So what you’re trying to say is…..you love men…..but you hate their ways…..and you blame their ways on their mothers…...but you’re going to praise your son…..and most likely create the same blow job expecting monster??

Interesting….I think men are simple….Sex it the tool….you hook em..please em….and then only give what you get….if you’re worth it….they will do all the things you expect and vise versa….without it feeling like a chore.  If a man doesn’t show appreciation for you’re cooking and cleaning….then stop doing it….

Women over analyze every situation…...stop complaining and start training Racine

Lola Bunny you are totally feelin me right now, ill chill w the complaining and work on the training hahahaaa

Good stuff.  But don’t talk shit about my Mom.

Hey dont try to blame our moms. If you put your foot down from the begining and said we are doing things 50-50 then you wouldnt have this problem. I prefer to cook bc girls mothers were obviously too busy treating their sons like gods to teach their daughters how to cook. And I have yet to meet a girl that could cook better anyway. And how hard is it to do the laundry. You put the clothes in there and turn the thing on. Blow jobs are really cool though. I usually cook and do the laundry just to ensure one. haha.. Sounds like you met some winners in your time.

Haha you raise some good points Casey.  First off, I agree that the girls you’ve come across probably can’t cook because their mother’s were too busy worshiping their brothers.  That makes perfect sense and also explains why my mom had time to teach me (I have no brothers) Next, regarding the “winners” I’ve met in my time,  they were mostly all “kind of jocks” like yourself hahaa. oh p.s. at least I don’t drunk text my boss!

Whatever my boss was hot.. And yes I am a jock, but a jock that learns from their mistakes.. And by the way.. Great men do thell their own stories. They are called autobiographies!

haha I know I’m just kidding- you probably are a great man and you definitely wrote a great story, I was just breakin your balls… besides I’m sure if I thought about it long enough, I could think of something equivalent that I’ve done

You know im going to have to write to origin of women now dont you?? Its not gonna be pretty either.. haha

as long as i inspired you, thats all that matters!

this couldn’t be more dead on. especially the part about calling us women crazy! i am soooo glad someone wrote this.

I agree whole-heartedly. I’d love to blame my mother, I’m 18 and I have no clue how to operate a washing machine. I’ve attempted to learn, and I’d love to be able to iron my own pants. Of course whenever I try my mother yells at me and proceeds to do it.

Perhaps I’m going to grow up and be a riddiculous tool. I can smell the starch on the color of my striped polo now.

When is chapter 2 going to be submitted?