5 Reasons

They’re cool looking

When you’re standing atop the Grand Canyon looking down, there are endless crevices and caverns to spark your curiosity. Just like the the va-jay. It’s a kaleidoscope of cool stuff to see that you simply cannot explain. Va-jays are really cool looking.

They don’t dangle

Wieners dangle. They’re an inconvenience when playing sports and sometimes get stuck inside the whitey-window (the hole created by Hanes for easy accessibility). But the vahjean? It’s like an upside down hill with no protruding structures. Vahjeans don’t dangle and this makes transportation a cinch.

They give a good massage

Everyone likes a massage. But on the penis… using a vagina? Now that’s a nice time! I dosed off a few nights ago because of a shoulder massage. Take that pressure, apply it to the penis but replace your hands with a vagina… sheeeet! Vagina-to-penis massages are so cool. 

They’re aerodynamic

Ever stand outside naked on a summer afternoon and feel the breeze as it blows through your legs? Well if you’re a boy, the breeze can’t make it all the way through. Now with a vagina, you’ve got a front-to-back, aerodynamically-friednly design. I want a wind-tunnel like that. It must be so cool having a vagina on a breezy day.

They can hide things

If you’re at the bank and there’s a stick-up, you can put small valuables in it. Sure, I can hide things too. But getting them in and out is more difficult plus if my friends find out, they’ll laugh at me. Having a vagina to hide things must be so cool.