Short by Ryan Wetter October 27, 2009 4 Comments
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Gym Ninja

I’m not a martial artist, but I feel confident in my ability to spot a faker.  There I was at the gym doing a little stretch when this anus started to pay tribute to Ralph Macchio.  With two different shoes and the body-type of a 12 year old girl, this guy wasn’t fooling anyone.  He is the gym ninja… master of his own imagination.


Rob Jarahian

Oct 27 at 03:34 PM


Sarah "English Muffin"

Oct 27 at 05:04 PM

Awwwwwee, He’s practicing his forms. Too bad his shoes give away the crazy. He’s probably going for his first belt. Those criminals better watch out for those mean front kicks he was throwin’....  Yah okay, I can’t say any of that without laughing my ass off….


Nov 13 at 10:43 AM

maybe it could be called the ninja shuffle.

and he got all self-conscious when that lady walks in. how cute is that…


Jan 15 at 12:07 AM



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